String

for
chasing
to
play
with
long
or
short
any
color
moving
fast
like
the
tail
of
a
rodent
moving
slowly
like
a
sneaky
snake
but
string
is
not
meat
I
shall
not
eat

Translator's Note: Dima has recovered from swallowing a bunch of string. While he was recovering, this concept came to him. He wants this to be published all around the cat blogosphere to raise awareness of the complications with string digestion.